WARNING: I love lively debates. For that reason I normally don't get this fired up. I enjoy discussing differences in a cool-handed way. However, if you've read my blog for very long, you'll know that today's topic is the one issue that makes my clothes wrinkle. For that reason, please understand my passion.
One thing in this world disgusts me . . . well, two if you count cottage cheese . . . I hate cottage cheese. I'm using the word "hate" here. Nevertheless, atheism does not get my feathers ruffled as it does some people. I expected atheist spokesperson, Christopher Hitchens to say things like, "God is a celestial North Korean dictator." It didn't shock me. In fact it's helpful when people basically hold up a sign that reads, "I don't know Jesus - If you're looking for someone to reach, I'm right here!" The same is true with those of other faiths. I expect to encounter Muslims who have Trinity issues, Hindus with logic issues and Mormons with burning bosoms. None of that upsets me. I'm a pretty laid back guy and I expect those who are not Christians to have non-Christian views. But, despite my laid-back-ness, what does irritate me to the point of spilling my coffee is when Christians do not have Christian views. Worse, I can't handle Christians who have non-Christian views and espouse those views with faux piety. Enter - the embarrassed Christian.
THE DNA OF AN EMBARRASSED CHRISTIAN
These are folks that wouldn't know orthodox Christianity from orthodox hog wrestling (in fact they're more likely to speak up for the hog's rights than the rights of the unborn). They show up on Facebook with quotes and memes they shared from fan pages administrated by groups of other embarrassed Christians. Those groups got those memes and quotes from the anti-Christian sites they drool over every day. They haven't even considered whether their drivel aligns with, rather than contradicts, the Bible. That would require reading the Bible. Case in point - I recently noticed one such meme on the Facebook wall of a Christian friend (who I really like, and don't necessarily think of as an embarrassed Christian) which carried a quote from Gandhi. It said, "Don't talk about your religion. The rose doesn't have to propagate its perfume to be noticed." Okay. No offense to Gandhi . . . or those smug roses . . . but Jesus (you remember Jesus, right? The God incarnate whose resurrection is the centerpiece of the Christian faith) said, "Go into all the world and PREACH THE GOSPEL to all creation" (Mark 16:15). So Gandhi is awesome and everything, but his words directly contradict the words of Jesus. Hilariously, the name of the group who propagated the meme - Christians Tired of Being Misrepresented. Wow! Just . . . wow. So embarrassed Christians are those who claim to believe in the orthodox or the "mere" Christian message, yet have views that are in direct conflict with that message and instead mirror the non-Christian (or anti-Christian) views of pop-culture. In short, it appears that they are embarrassed of what their faith teaches.
I decided to put together a list to help one determine whether or not he/she falls into this category. I hope it helps.
YOU MIGHT BE AN EMBARRASSED CHRISTIAN IF:
- You hide the titles of your Christian books in public
- You disguise that you are reading the Bible in public
- You quote non-Christians on worldview issues more than Christians
- You get uncomfortable if religion is brought up
- You are under 50 and loath all Christian contemporary music (don't get me wrong, there's a lot of sub-par stuff, but you can't think of one artist that you like?)
- You have close non-Christian friends who you have never talked to about the faith
- You have major views that conflict with the Bible
- You have major views that may conflict with the Bible and you've never thought to consult the Bible
- You almost never read the Bible
- You are annoyed at the amount of Christian material shared on social media
- You speak negatively about ministers more than you speak positively about them
- You are pro-choice
- You think that homosexuality is an acceptable alternative lifestyle
- You get annoyed when people use biblical terms
- You think that you have your own "truth"
- You think non-Christian religions are "valid"
- You think it is wrong to defend the faith
- You think Bill Maher (or his equivalent) has, "some really insightful things to say about religion."
- You are annoyed when you see others in public being outspoken about their faith
- You don't go to church
- You rarely go to a church
- You go to a church filled with other embarrassed Christians
If you don't wanna be a Christian then don't, but don't distort the Christian message. There are some of us who have made it our life's goal to defend a Christian worldview with consistency and without compromise. What you are doing is setting us back. We are trying to reach a lost and dying world, not capitulate to it.